Here's my brother's new wheels

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/23/2017 at 10:10 • Filed to: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

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The Nissan Bigly-big of Bigliness. This replaces his Sequoia, which while quite big, just wasn’t bigly enough.

This thing is a fucking tank. Very nice inside, too.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 10:18

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Fugly.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 10:21

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How many childrens does he have?!?!?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/23/2017 at 10:26

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We laughed when GM put a truck front end on a Minivan, but this is worse.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
07/23/2017 at 10:26

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Six. And a cat that travels with them! :D


Kinja'd!!! Ssfancyfresh > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 10:32

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Big family, big car.

I will say, I’ve never been happier than when we rented a ford transit to haul around 5 kids and 6 adults. It felt good to have everyone in one place. Like summer camp every time we went for a drive.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 10:35

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I’m sure it is practical for the family but it needs flames or a howling wolf motif on the side to take your eyes away from the front end.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 10:45

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Sweet, I love the way those things look.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:00

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Wow, may just be the most patient man alive haha.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:02

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Unfortunately, Torch is not pleased.

http://jalopnik.com/why-i-hate-the-big-nissan-nv-vans-so-damn-much-1797036052


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:05

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I’ve never been able to look past the snoz on these.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:14

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Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:23

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Shit I forgot about these.

I just got a job doing photography for the local Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Kia, Buick, and GMC dealers.

I’m going to be driving quite the diverse mix.


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:43

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This is very Utah.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Snowman
07/23/2017 at 11:46

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And they are from Utah!


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 11:51

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Seriously though, it’s odd that Nissan seemingly made no attempt at something of a cabover design to avoid that large protuberance like literally every single other full size van.


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 12:08

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This is my surprised face


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 17:50

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That is bigly!

My genius plan if we accidentally had a third kid (if #2 had been twins), because I’m SMRT smart, was to buy a green Chevy Express window van.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2017 at 17:53

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Does he have 20 children or something?


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/28/2017 at 22:24

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Unless he is not married any longer: how the hell did they all fit in the Sequoia?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness
07/28/2017 at 22:27

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His wife had a Sienna so it helped.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/28/2017 at 22:35

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I think if you need two vehicles you have too many kids. I wonder if the salesman for that Nissan gave them a free bag of some birth control?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness
07/28/2017 at 22:42

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I have 4 vehicles and no kids. I think I have the winning formula thus far.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/28/2017 at 23:41

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Even if you had no cars and walked everywhere and had no kids you’d still have the winning formula.

I’ll let you guess the secret ingredient in this formula...