![]() 07/23/2017 at 10:10 • Filed to: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge | ![]() | ![]() |
The Nissan Bigly-big of Bigliness. This replaces his Sequoia, which while quite big, just wasn’t bigly enough.
This thing is a fucking tank. Very nice inside, too.
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Fugly.
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How many childrens does he have?!?!?
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We laughed when GM put a truck front end on a Minivan, but this is worse.
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Six. And a cat that travels with them! :D
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Big family, big car.
I will say, I’ve never been happier than when we rented a ford transit to haul around 5 kids and 6 adults. It felt good to have everyone in one place. Like summer camp every time we went for a drive.
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I’m sure it is practical for the family but it needs flames or a howling wolf motif on the side to take your eyes away from the front end.
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Sweet, I love the way those things look.
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Wow, may just be the most patient man alive haha.
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Unfortunately, Torch is not pleased.
http://jalopnik.com/why-i-hate-the-big-nissan-nv-vans-so-damn-much-1797036052
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I’ve never been able to look past the snoz on these.
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Shit I forgot about these.
I just got a job doing photography for the local Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Kia, Buick, and GMC dealers.
I’m going to be driving quite the diverse mix.
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This is very Utah.
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And they are from Utah!
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Seriously though, it’s odd that Nissan seemingly made no attempt at something of a cabover design to avoid that large protuberance like literally every single other full size van.
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This is my surprised face
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That is bigly!
My genius plan if we accidentally had a third kid (if #2 had been twins), because I’m SMRT smart, was to buy a green Chevy Express window van.
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Does he have 20 children or something?
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Unless he is not married any longer: how the hell did they all fit in the Sequoia?
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His wife had a Sienna so it helped.
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I think if you need two vehicles you have too many kids. I wonder if the salesman for that Nissan gave them a free bag of some birth control?
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I have 4 vehicles and no kids. I think I have the winning formula thus far.
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Even if you had no cars and walked everywhere and had no kids you’d still have the winning formula.
I’ll let you guess the secret ingredient in this formula...